"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"
"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."
Kristen Bell wins all the Mothers Day awards
Your kids don’t owe you grandkids. But you owe your kids happiness.
Damn that guy’s Twitter feed is vile
Kim Keever (NYC) Across The Volumes, 2013